Hey Guys....
A true recount...personally...
A while back, well quite a long while back actually, I went to a doctor because I was feeling a little run down. The immediate advice he gave me was to clean up my lifestyle - Cut down on the beers, slow down on red meat, less fatty foods, fewer take-aways, less coffee and tea, more exercise, more of this, less of that and so it went on... The "more of's" weren't particularly palatable and the "less of's" were all the nice things....
At the end of the consultation, I eventually got a word in after the ear-bashing I had received... I candidly asked him: "Will all of this make me live longer?"
Yep, you guessed it.... His answer: "NO......But it will feel like it!"
So, here I am 30+ or so years later... Only a few more aches and pains relatively speaking....
Keep on moaning....
Cheers
Ed
PS - Why donate your organs? Use them up! (I can picture the guys doing my post-mortem.... All crowded around after they unzip me....One turns to another and says "Dude....there's nothing left that's usable in here, I dunno how he stayed alive, but it sure looks like he new how to party!)