here is a mechanics revenge
(hope i haven't told this one before here, and if so i hope i retell it the same way)
years ago, while working as an apprentice truck mechanic, for a real character that took
great pleasure in setting us up with little tricks and other mental abuses.
the boss came to the shop about an hour before morning break, called us all together which i thought odd at the time, and stated "joe blow is going to come by at about morning breaktime,
he "thinks" he has some lose 5th wheel mounting bolts, Tim i want you to just check em out, because i am leaving for the bank"
Tim was a new hire, young kid...
something just smelled fishy to me, hmmmm he thinks the bolts are loose, and tim just take a look? rather than take an impact gun and make damn sure they are tight?? hmmm
so i go get my foreman and tell him i smell a setup.. and ask if he is game
he says yes and we wait for the driver to arrive
we hurry out to check it out and yes all the bolts were quite loose! i ask the driver when the last time our boss had seen him or the truck about this problem, he told me it was at breakfast that morning.... okkkkkk? starting to make sense to me!
so my foreman and i take a 3/4 inch impact/hose and wrench and hammer them up really tight, then i spray down the bolt heads with wd40, and then take handsfull of limestone dust from the drive to powder the whole area, it looked like it had never been touched.
we then bribed the driver to not say a word, with a cold pepsi
the boss drives in just about the time we all got reseated back in the breakroom,
the first thing he asks is... "tim did you check the 5th wheel bolts" tim:"why yes of course"
boss: "were they loose" tim: "no sir, they were all tight"
(oh my lord, i thought the boss was going to have a coronary right on the spot)
he yanks tim up out of the chair draggin him out the door kicking and screaming, grabbing a 15/16 wrench on the way,,,
he starts yelling, "how the hell do you know they are tight?" "you never even put a wrench on any of them! look at the dust!"
then he calls him a bunch of names i won't repeat here.... while running around putting his wrench on each bolt and trying to pull a hernia to get any of them to move....
of course none of them would budge,
he then goes up to the front of the truck to see if it is the same one, and it is...
you could see the gears a grinding!
he then looks at the driver and the driver just looks with a blank stare and shrugs his shoulders!
it was priceless, we all standing around doing everything in our collective power not to laugh at all,,,
we never told him any different!
we laughed about it for weeks, and after that we spared no opportunity to do the same sort of thing everytime he would start one of his little mind games...
not sure if he ever figured it out or not, maybe he did, i hope so, because some things you don't screw around with, 5th wheel mounting bolts being loose get folks killed, so you don't tell somebody they might be loose if you know they are..
moral of the story?
never screw with a mechanic, he goes through enough mental abuse as it is, and will take immense delight in sharing the pain if you mess with him.
bob g