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dieseldave

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The Preachers Son
« on: July 01, 2009, 07:29:13 AM »

 A Preacher was worried about what career path his Son, in grade twelve, was going to take. The Preacher went into his Sons room while he was at school and placed the following items on his sons dresser.
    - A bible. If he picks the bible up, he will be a preacher like me!
    - A Loonie. If he picks the Loonie up, he will be a Business Man.
    - A Marijauna Joint. If he picks up the joint, he will be a Drug Dealer.
    - A 26 oz bottle of Rye Whiskey. If he picks up the Whiskey,he will be an Alcoholic.
    - A Hustler Magazine. If he picks up the magazine, he will be a good for nothing Womanizer.

 The Preacher hides behind the door to see what item his Son will pick up. His Son comes into his room, throws his books on the bed, turns around and notices the items on the dresser.

 The Son picks up the bible and puts it under his arm, puts the loonie in his pocket, lites up the joint and takes a Toke, uncaps the whiskey and takes a good chug and then picks up the Hustler Magazine and looks at the CenterFold.

 The Preacher says to himself: Oh please,God,Heaven Forbid, he is going to be..........














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Re: The Preachers Son
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 10:49:12 AM »
LMAO !!  Could also apply to a UK builder  !!
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Re: The Preachers Son
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 12:21:27 AM »
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