Casey...I've been pondering your electrical usage....Yeeeeeks.....in my ponderous way and have you considered that your electrical usage meter might be wonky.
I'm not sure what kind of meter you have, didn't think to notice when I was visiting, duh, but I remember a buddy of mine who works for BC Hydro replacing wonky (sorry, technical term) meters and one night over some beers and hot dogs around an open fire I asked him how come all he does is replace meters? He admitted that a LOT of meters are wonky and need replacement.
Not sure what I remember about that night, including the technical details about exactly what might go wrong in one of them, but if you phone your electrical supplier and ask if your meter might be wonky, it would be interesting what response you may get. N'est pas?
Stan