this is a kinda pet peeve of mine I must admit.....
worked for a guy many moons ago who used to be in the overwater drilling biz, barges lifted off the water on spuds and then you drill cores, lot of work from people planning bridges and so on....
these barges were made so you could break em down and ship them by road in 40 foot sections.
the core of everything was the hydraulic power pack, a box frame containing a complete standalone diesel engine, fuel tank, battery etc etc, coupled to a hydraulic pump and a bunch of valves with quick release hydraulic fittings.
(at the time we would buy ford 6d diesels by the pallete from reading industrials for 1000 quid a pop, plumb in the fuel, connect the battery, and run them into the ground)
so this guy would design stuff on the computer, complete with performance diagrams and all sorts, and hand us to plans to build it, thing is never having seen a spanner in his life he'd design things you couldn't build, valve chests that didn't have any space around the unions to put a spanner on much less swing them, and when it came to hydraulics he was a right whiz in theory and could produce all sorts of colourful charts and suchlike, but he didn't really know the difference between a splitter or twin pumps and had no idea which was best for what application.
we had a choice, build it the way he designed it, in which case it would all go to the job and at that point you'd discover it didn't perform as required, or build what was needed, we built was was needed and used his blueprints as a tablecloth, you could show him the finished article and he couldn't tell that is wasn't the same as the thing he designed.... none of our shit broke down on the job though....
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it was while working there that a couple of guys from a very well known CAD software company came down, purpose being they worked with some customers to imrpove future versions of the product, and we were picked, they spent a week in the office with matey, then caame over the river to the workshops to see us
at the time I was younger than the other guys there, but they always let me call the shots on design issues, saying this was because the guy who trained me was so good, later I figured out they'd just as soon let the young un work hardest for his wage and be responsible for any cock ups, anyway, when these CAD guys came over they got pointed to me.
I was never and never have been a qualified draughtsman, but in order to read drawings you had to be able to make them, cos sometimes you had to alter them or even make them too, so I was bitching about the crap these drawings would produce, and wasn't getting through, so I thought ok, back to basics, and pulled from memory one of the example trick questions, you are given the top and front projections (which look identcal, a square with a smaller square centred on the baseline, all solid lines, no hidden construction lines, nothing, complete the drawing by doing the side projection.
now this wasn't really a trick question.
it was a test, if you tried to visualise it you got it wrong, and drew something impossible, if you turned you imagination off and followed simple rules of draughtsmanship, you got it right, side view was a right angle triangle with a little box at the base sticking out of the hypotenuse plain.
__ALL__ the other guys are nodding, they have all had some sort of apprenticeship or other and seen this one.
the CAD boys are looking as blank as ever.
it dawned on me then, people who write CAD software (and prolly most other software too) are computer programmers, they know absolutely fuck all about draughtsmanship
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nowadays they start in on the computers at primary school, nobody actually touches a spanner or metal, that's for the scum of the earth, so everyone is playing around with computer models and simulations and projections and so on and so forth, npbody gives a shit how anything in any of the models compares to real world things, that comes LAST and is made to fit the models....
I had a real flame with a guy on a CNC machinery list a few months ago, he was claiming his machinery (which had x y z axis of about a metre) had REPEATABLE accuracy of the order of a few atomic diameters... I did all the math, showed him 0.001 degree celcius temperature change in the bed would blow that right out of the water by orders of magnitude (this was after I had to prove to him that the bed which he claimed had a zero coefficient of thermal expansion merely had a low coefficient.
bottom line, how did he know for a fact his CNC was that accurate?
well, it had that accuracy on the readouts you see, and in the sales bumph.
if it SAID 13.725389 mm then by golly it WAS 13.725389 mm
hey, it was a *fabulous* machine and extraordinarily accurate (and expensive) but still on a different planet from what he believed.
ok, now I'm going to have a coffee and a cigarette and calm down
thx for the therapy
