The Brits appear to have some secret though. Seems they are able to burn pure candle wax in their engines without extra heat to melt it. You will find many references that say they run their engines on parafin. 
Why must you mock us after you've corrupted our beautiful language? 
You insist on calling Paraffin "Kerosene", Petrol "Gasolene", does it every hydrocarbon product have to end in "ene"? I'm surprised you don't run your Listers on "Diesosene".

Well it certainly is true that we are separated by a common language. You guys have all the same words but just assign very bizarre meanings to them. I could list many examples I`m sure, but here are a few that come to mind.
torch (flashlight) = a device that shoots a flame to heat or braze or weld.
bonnet ( hood) = feminine head wear or hat (can you imaging The Boys From the Bonnet? Those dudes would be laughed out of town!)

fag (cigarette) = The Boys From the Bonnet

chemist (pharmacist) = scientist working with chemicals in industry, not dispensing pharmaceuticals
paraffin (kerosens) = candle wax
spanner (wrench) = bridge
knock up (to awaken) = sex resulting in pregnancy
aluminium (a light metal) = aluminum (a metal 1/9th lighter still)
valves (radio tubes) = mechanical device to control the flow of a liquid or gas