The natural history of the armadillo.
The earliest spanish explorers wondered why dead armadillos were always found along buffalo and deer trails. The name armadillo means, in spanish apache, "dumb dead animal on trail" It wasnt until Charles Darwin visited texas in 1802 that the natural history of this remarkable beast was understood. He found that not only do armadillos reproduce asexually, a process known as parthogenesis, but they are all born full size, pregnant, and 99% of them dead. They are attracted to open areas to give birth because these areas have better air circulation, thus reducing the stench of all those dead newborns. In 1890 when Sigmund Freud toured the southwestern US the scientific community was shocked to learn that armadillos actually have a severe genetic super ego-id conflict disorder and actually evolved dead birth to cope with this intractable conflict.
So the next time you see a dead armadillo along the road, you can be sure it's a happy one.
Zeke