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dlgarnett

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Need help guys...
« on: October 10, 2006, 04:31:13 AM »
Trying to talk the old battle axe into letting me obtain a listeroid. Of course there has to be some practical application, not just cause I want one. Anybody toyed with the idea of a listeroid lawn mower?... I'm thinking of a self propelled cart with maybe a couple of goats walking behind to chew down the grass. Any other unique and/or entertaining suggestions would be appreciated... Have at it. Regards

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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 04:49:17 AM »
Cake.  Tell her that the 30 year-old divorcee down the street told you to use hers anytime.

Or you can try and hide it.

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 04:56:30 AM »
Its a financial "investment" that has the potential to earn high returns in resale, operating costs, and recreation!!

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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 07:30:24 AM »
Its a financial "investment" that has the potential to earn high returns in resale, operating costs, and recreation!!

No offense Mike, but I don't see that as a strong sell:

   Wifey: "You never take me anywhere."
   Me: "I agree, dear."
   Wifey: "Really?"
   Me: "That's right.  So, for our recreation I bought a 900 pound diesel engine.  It will bring us closer together."

I considered lining the bathroom with cement board and then rolling out the Listeroid as a 'sauna machine'.  Seriously.  I also considered hydronic heating in our floor and in the garden to extend the growing season.

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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 12:26:18 PM »
Show her tis forum, and point out, that all these guys have Lister-oids and spend so much time here and with thier roid, that they don't have time to chase other skirts.

You are infact saving and protecting the marrage! :D
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 01:18:55 PM »
Do I have to solution for you!  I have an old booklet showing how to make a Lister powered "truckette".......Three wheels and Armstrong steering!

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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2006, 01:05:37 AM »
  Tell her it's the new metronome for the bedroom.    ;)

You won't last a week if you run the engine much.   :o
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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2006, 01:11:41 AM »
Just get another women.....there's millions of them out there....

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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2006, 03:02:26 AM »
If you've got a jumper, bolt a plate on the bottom with a big handle and use it as a vibrator for tamping gravel before you run concrete. Watch your toes  :o

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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2006, 12:47:22 PM »

Tugger,

It costs millions....Just to get another woman

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Re: Need help guys...
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2006, 01:08:15 PM »
The new women in my life bought me my lister.....there is good ones left...lol

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 07:38:54 PM »
Tell 'r that the rewards you will derive will return dividends in the bedroom.
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