honda lee,
Great use of the word "witch". I used to work with unhappy teenagers and they would talk about their step-witches (some were exactly that) but your connection to the neighborhood is appropriate in some situations too. What do you call a group of local witches? HOA (no, not street walkers) Home Owners Association.
I'm sure you'll see lots of suggestions. I'm going with the 5 pound propane tank massage and then to the over-sized auto/truck muffler. The pile of rocks kind of has an appeal about it too.
Casey